Welp.  This is 41.  So far I’ve farted and sharted my way into this new year of life.  Due to old age?  Possibly.  Realistically, I…

PSATATBOT (Public Service Announcement To All The Bitches Out There): STOP listening to SAD music.  Just stop.  There is a time and place for everything,…

Dear reader, Can someone please explain to me what I am supposed to be doing with my socks?  For years I put a ridiculous amount…

My septic guy is here pumping our tank right now.  He is like a fucking superhero.  For those of you with sewer hook ups that…